Koos: Just do what you want, does it feel good, yes, then why stop?

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Koos chatting with Sharon

Shar: I've got a boyfriend!

Koos: Your boyfriend, my problem! Your decision!

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Koos: The flat computer got killed last night!

Dev : The Server will be down then??

Koos: Yeah I only got to suck her nipples!

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12/03/00

Koos: In the store two chicks walk past, Koos murmurs in English, to Dev, intentionally out of earshot, "how would you like her to suck your dick??"

Only to be met with two pairs of gaping eyes and giggles… Did they understand him?

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Dev : "I Need a slash"

Only to find Ruben with a slash wig on jumping round the room with a guitar!

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01/03/00

Koos "there are big fish in the pond outside"

Devon "why can't we see them?"

Koos "what we can do is throw some corn in there tonite and see them in the morning"

Devon "why does it take that long?"

Koos "it takes them all nite too find it! They are pretty stupid"

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Middle of a party Slight pause in the music between songs just long enough for Devon to yell

Devon: "What your only sixteen!"

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Another evening out with the two lads

Koos: She wouldn't be so bad if she walked upright!

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Koos: Something about here Orangutan face turned me on, or was it a chipmunk?

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Koos: These cups are made of plastic Dev, check out the way it warps when you squeeze it. Only to have a glass one shatter in his hand causing 8 lacerations, and a premature end to the night.

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Koos: Even if shes twice as smart as Annelies all she can mouth is "Scooby Snacks!" In best effort Scooby stile!

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17/03/00 Weekend outings with the boys! Birthday Party at Thingys. Ruined 3 weeks of puppy training by making the puppy really aggressive, mega Bitage.

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Koos: We got eggs!

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Barend: (the most hellishly Dickish flat-mate) Did you leave your washing in the dryer!

Koos: No

Barend: I guess it's not yours then.

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Koos: To Ditzy Girl with Moustache, We got a little band going in NZ, Its called Weezer.